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Writer's pictureTom Goedhart

5 Fashion Items You Should Retire from Your Wardrobe

Now, I know there may be mixed feelings about the five items I’m about to call out. But hey, the fact that you're still reading shows there's at least some trust between us. So, let's dive in, shall we? 😏

Let me set the stage here: for those who really know fashion, they can make just about anything work - even white socks with dress shoes or oversized shirts that go against every style rule. They’ve got that magic touch. But, for the rest of us, I’ll stick to the basics - the quickest way to elevate your style. So, if any fashion mavens are reading, don’t take offense. 😉

The following items were once trendsetters, no doubt. But like the flared jeans of my youth, their moment in the sun has come and gone. I loved those jeans once, but it's time we move on.

Funny Slogan Tees

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Look, we’ve all grown up (at least, I hope so). A man’s sense of humor should come across in his personality and charm - not in a T-shirt trying too hard to be clever. Most of the time, those joke shirts just fall flat, often at the wrong moment.

Replace with: Solid-colored T-shirts or ones with subtle, tasteful graphics.

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Flared Jeans

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Sure, denim is eternal, but flared jeans? They're a different story. Unless you’re rounding up cattle on a ranch, avoid looking like a retro cowboy. Flared jeans just throw everything off, from your proportions to your overall style. And don’t get me started on those frayed, dragging hems.

Replace with: Slim-fit or straight-fit jeans. They’re versatile, modern, and suit most body types.

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Tacky Shirts

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We’ve all bought clothes we regret. Whether it’s a shirt that's too tight or one that hangs off like a tent, they always seem to make their way into our closets. And let's face it, those super-tight, shiny shirts covered in loud prints? Not a good look.

Replace with: Classic Oxford shirts. They never fail. Wear them with jeans, chinos, or dress pants - they’ve got you covered for nearly any occasion.

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Beaded Wooden Necklaces

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If you’re still rocking those beaded necklaces around your neck, it’s time to reconsider. You might as well be a walking time capsule from a 90s boy band.

Replace with: Minimalist accessories like simple silver or leather bracelets or a classic watch. These understated pieces add class without overwhelming your outfit.

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Cargo Shorts

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These bad boys had their day, but cargo shorts are a nightmare for balance - especially if you’ve got larger thighs. Plus, with fewer things to carry around nowadays, do you really need all those pockets? A wallet and phone are all you need, and for the rest, use a bag!

Replace with: Chino shorts that hit just above the knee. They’re polished, pair well with nearly anything, and will keep you looking sharp all summer long.

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For guys with bigger thighs, stick with tapered shorts that don’t flare out at the hem, keeping your proportions in check.

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